You've survived enough Mondays. You've said "circling back" one too many times. The 401(ADA) plan is here — and it actually pays out.
Real-time market data pulled from DexHunter. Watch your retirement fund grow.
Data source: DexHunter v3 API · Updates every 30 seconds
From underpaid employee to full retiree — track the journey as the bonding curve fills.
Just clocked in for the last time. Early believers are stacking. The vibes are forming.
Bonding curve is building fast. Your boss is sweating. Community momentum is undeniable.
Cake ordered. Open bar. The whole office is invited. Hawaiian shirts are now dress code.
Alarm clock: destroyed. Calendar: cleared. The only meeting is sunset o'clock on the water.
"I retired because of $RETIRE."
A token born from exhaustion. A movement powered by ADA and memes.
6AM alarm. Twelve minutes of ceiling staring. You've done this 10,000 times. $RETIRE is the exit plan they never taught you.
You've typed those words 400 times. Your final email will simply say: "I've retired." No subject line. Auto-reply: forever out of office.
Fair launch on Cardano's home for meme tokens. No presale rounds. No VC decks. No allocated team bags. Just you and ADA.
Your portfolio: $RETIRE, more $RETIRE, and a concerning emotional attachment to $RETIRE. Warren Buffett has been notified.
They said "work until 65." They lied. The real retirement age is whenever you decide. Today is a perfectly valid answer.
Look at any retirement party photo. Those people are beaming. That's you in the future. Balloons, cake, and zero alarm clocks.
Every step is one Monday closer to never. Here's how we get there.
Token launched on snek.fun. Policy ID locked. Community wallet funded. Resignation letter submitted to the blockchain.
Riding the snek.fun bonding curve to graduation. Community grows, memes flow, buy pressure builds. We don't stop.
Curve completes. Liquidity deployed to open market. DexHunter and Minswap listings. Hawaiian shirts become required.
CEX listings. Community treasury. Retiree DAO. Cardano's most beloved meme token achieves legend status.
Your financial advisor buys $RETIRE. Your boss buys $RETIRE. The alarm clock is a relic. Full legend status achieved.
Fair launch. No presale. No team allocation. Clean as a cleared desk.
Easier than writing your resignation letter, and considerably more rewarding.
Buy ADA on Coinbase, Kraken, or Binance. Transfer it to your wallet. Fuel the 401(ADA).
Visit snek.fun, connect your wallet, and search for $RETIRE.
Swap ADA for $RETIRE. Congratulations — you are officially retired. Alarm cancelled.
One click. Post it. Let your boss, your coworkers, and your alarm clock know it's over.
